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wild-guy:

Kelly Rowland texting Nelly via Microsoft Excel and then getting annoyed when he doesn’t text back.

Never call a cop a pig unless you think the cop is smart and wonderful.
Cory Mac, Progress for Science. (via angry-hippo)

kili-the-hot-dwarf:

jarexz:

loveatitsfinest:

bestrooftalkever:

party-wok:

julierthanyou:

clambistro:

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

every time i say “nah i’m not gonna watch it again.” BUT I STILL DO EVERY TIME.

YEAUGH

the comments are painfully accurate. 

the freeze-frame makes it even more incredible

DRRDRDRDRNUNUN DRNUNUNRUH mew!

veganvibez:

FRIENDS, NOT FOOD

pukexskywalker:

ok so, this is probably going to be a bit long but please bear with me.

right now i’m selling all of my material wealth (my laptop, my sewing machine and probably even my bike) in a desperate attempt to try and cover the upcoming MASSIVE vet bills for the hospitalization of…

humorking:

whythatsbullshit:

someclevermoniker:

buzzfeed:

This is how kids reacted when they were shown same-sex marriage proposal videos. Kids these days. 

"how will we explain homosexuality to our children" I think maybe they should explain it to you

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forever reblog

Lake Hillier, Australia

 

openheart-openeyes:

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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So accurate it hurts.

smallswingshoes:

"Watch What This Make-Believe Girl Means To 1,000 Pedophiles"

Go sign their petition immediately.

I know my followers largely follow me for other stuff, but seriously, please watch this and reblog it.

This video is safe-for-work, but it might make your stomach churn.

If you haven’t already heard about this, get involved. This needs to happen.

Every country should employ this method to catch pedophiles. It works.

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

Live animals aren’t gifts but this is too cute.